I laughed at a photo at PT today that said “I didn’t cry at PT!” And it’s that little baby with the sand in his hand meme. Then she told me how much my visit was. Then I laughed…and cried.

I used a bidet for the first time. It was shockingly underwhelming. I wanted so much from the butt cleanse. Were my expectations too high…? Please tell me your experiences.

Hey Frontier Airlines Paid for a window seat…the view wasn’t quite what I was expecting.

My favorite social media app is Venmo Those are some unhinged payments and I live for it.

listen to disabled people 💖

I miss Blockbuster

I have a coffee, a B-12 shot and I’m heading to the thrift store. *insert ensuing chaos here*

This is the most Wednesday Tuesday I’ve ever heard of.

I am THRIVING on set with this all female cast and crew.

You can find me disassociating in IKEA.

me when someone tries to tickle my sides

it is so incredibly easy to call people by their correct pronouns and also to not be a total dick it’s shocking how easy that is actually

crazy how this is hotter than any shirtless man in the mcu

Happy thanksgiving im thinking of Jacob imprinting on that baby.

He would not only peel the oranges but make me sit on his lap and feed me the slices one by one while praising me.

also happy trans day of visibility I see you and you are hot

I’m so confused: how do men play Olympics beach volleyball with their butt cheeks and midriffs covered? Doesn’t the lack of objectification and sexualization totally hamper their game??