He'd be more use helping the people of Clacton get their traffic lights mended

Political cod from the walloper-in-chief

You lost the last election by how many?

Nigel's going to tell on you. He's telling. He's telling Trump, then you'll be in touble

Tories sound a bit lonely now. I suppose when you lose elections as badly as they did, you have to find your consolations in other countries. It must feel a bit hollow.

Stupidity doesn't suit you, cookie

I think if your head stays up there much longer, he'll start charging you rent

So what first attracted you to Nigel Farage's racist backside?

Of course we will, because we're not Trump supporters.

No, it's codswallop

That is part of Starmer's job, sonny. Whereas with Fartage it's actually not

We got enough loudmouth racists of our own, we don't need someone else's

The Royal family

Rich, elderly parents perchance?

Brexit did that long before Labour got in. Sonny

It's not taxing the dead, though, is it? Because they're dead.

Told you not to vote for Brexit

It's not yours anymore once you're dead