This post probably wouldn’t help at trial

I mean he did sacrifice his own son to American foreign policy, your kids up

4:30, not even an alarm 😏

Once again shocked at how much cooler Rick Bayless is than Skip

It’s so funny people think Iran and Israel about to go to war, Iran is going to launch precisely 50 missiles at targets it warns Israel about and then won’t do shit after that

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Silicon Valley was a good 5 years late to psychedelic resurgence, which occurred my freshman year of college when I discovered what psychedelics are

bro fuck you mean the bartender doesn’t know your order? you gotta order with more than a nod?

32 years young thank you very much

If you want to park illegally, get a tow truck. Never seen a tow truck get towed.

The stair climber, one hour per day, 7 days a week, 80 steps per minute minimum

Okay so let’s game this out, living in NYS:
a) vote Biden, hope he wins
b) vote Trump, hope he loses, but have a Trump vote to fall back on if he sends people to camps

Pretty much have to vote Trump no?

P funny to make it that short

they're searching your favorite type of soda in accounting group chat

If you have to pay the attorney fees in a lawsuit you’re definitely gonna lose, can you make the opposing counsel stay in the Motel 6 and eat McDonald’s for dinner?

guy who is taking a mandatory ethics CPE: “oh so what my employees have human rights now????”

New York State needs to cut it out with the ethics requirements for managers and CPAs, let me cook

they're interviewing a guy on ESPN and apparently his buddy is attending the Masters for the first time having only attended the Waste Management Open and lmfao

It’s crazy how they let 13 year olds on here