Some maps don't have a specific scenario or objective, instead playing like a standard Skirmish map in single player. The difference being, that I spawn in with two Juggernauts, which means I right-click his base and come back to a victory screen.

Borrow money from the Jews. Consider paying them back. Keep it instead by expelling the Jews from your country. Don't feel bad about it. We've been expelled so often, you really won't hurt our feelings if you do it again.

As the sovereign of Ardania, you have no direct control over your heroes and can only influence them with promises of money. Or guilt-tripping them emotionally into doing what you want.

Light tanks are fast and mobile, they're not made for killing targets, but for spotting them. They're invaluable to the team, and when piloted correctly, can run circles around the enemy.

Also, don't touch the difficulty.

As a free-to-play game, Path of Exile servers sometimes aren't the best. And you can rubberband or de-sync. This isn't a problem, for a regular human being.

And now allow me to conclude this presentation with some calming visuals.

But that's not good enough. We're going to preserve it, and condense the nectar. And then we're going to use precognition, and cook it. Which gives us a 1 in 4 chance of getting +1 in all of our attributes, permanently.

Besides the main story, there's dozens of side-missions to complete. None of these are your standard fetch quests, either. They force you to think and decide for yourself how to best approach them.

On the other hand, you did enlist as a mercenary for people who look like this.

Do you love shopping at Hot Topic? Do you hate natural sunlight? Have you ever wanted to suck off the homeless? If you answered yes to any of those, then I know exactly the game for you. Vampire: the Masquerade Bloodlines.

With dynamic firefights always keeping you in the heat of action, you'll have plenty of time to learn.

As briefly mentioned, water is the most valuable commdity. That's why we don't have currency. Water is currency. We don't go by greenback or gold. We go by water.

And by this I mean you can become an outlaw against your will. If you get kidnapped and forced into a 'struggle snuggle' with your captors, guess what? You become an outlaw. Because you did not participate in monogamy.

Anyways, I forgot how to structure this video, so in conclusion I give this game a 'self-inflicted' out of 10. It's amazing.

You need to purchase the game, the VR headset, and the 130$ Collector Edition, featuring a pack of playing cards and a statue of Barack Obama.

Alternatively, your opponent is running a counter to your build. So you build the counter to his counter. Except in your case, it takes you 5 seconds to counter his entire game. Or you realize you can't win.

And you've got to make your time count. The moment you get out of stasis, you've got a number of problems. And you need to fix them real fast if you hope to survive.

Scale my character to an infinite amount of armor, infinite amount of attributes, and, once I clone all the book stores, an infinite amount of Schrodinger's pages that I can use to gain an infinite amount of reputation. And still, I get one-shot by a fucking rusty saw.

Before you start, you have to pick your clan. There's seven to choose from. They're generally very interesting and offer unique approaches to the game.