If you know, you know.

You ever have it on the first day of practice where you trip so severely that you belly flop in front of your players and they all freeze because they aren’t sure if they should call Life Alert or just cry from laughing so hard at you? Ok cool, me either.

Student: ¿Cómo se dice “God” en español? Me: Dios Student: Ok. And then it’s José for “Jesus,” right? Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Today was full of dodgeball games, treats, Thank You notes, more treats, música, roasting students, getting roasted by students, deep questions, honest conversations, lots of smiles, & even more laughs. Super grateful for each day with my students & really proud of who they are.

Friendly reminder that 97% of the foods on your plate today should be some shade of beige in order to truly celebrate Thanksgiving to the fullest. #CARBS

When you ~*constantly remind*~ your students to use the Spanish they’ve learned in class, some of them will eventually join your side and warn their classmates with 🔥 memes.

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What I asked my students to do: - complete the practice activities to prepare for your assessment What my students actually did: - looked up rims for their car - searched “Best Burger in the USA” - blasted Disney’s greatest hits - laughed straight at me HAPPY MAY! 🙃😭😩😂

Went to get some Culver's Restaurants Concrete Mixers with the fam before watching the fireworks and our total came out to $17.76. Coincidence? I think not. LET FREEDOM RING, BABY!!! 🇺🇸🍦🎉

I brought some shirts home at Thanksgiving for my mom to iron. Could I do it myself? Yes. Does she do it better? Yes. We forgot about the shirts. I’ve now had a month to iron them myself. Have I done that? No. Am I bringing them home with me today over Christmas? Yes. #adulting

The CDC just announced you may now use Google Translate to complete all of your assignments in Spanish class.

The CDC just announced que tiene la camisa negra porque negra tiene el alma.

The CDC just announced they’ve had an extra pair of gloves this whole time.

The CDC just announced you are considered bilingual if you belted “pasito a pasito, suave suavecito” every time you heard Despacito but never knew any of the other lyrics.

The CDC recommends you never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

The CDC just announced it is now completely acceptable to clap for the pilot immediately upon the plane’s landing.

The CDC just announced Pitbull as its new director. When asked for comment on his merit as public health advisor, he offered the following assurance - “This for everybody going through tough times: Believe me - been there, done that.”

If you see me at graduation this afternoon sobbing uncontrollably while snot drips down my face and my eyes swell shut, 1) look away and 2) know that I know that you know that I’m looking rough. It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine.

It’s Friday. The sun is shining. Morgan Wallen’s new album is out. The Warriors play in the State Championship tonight. 💙🤠🏀☀️🧡 Let’s have ourselves a DAY!!!

CONGRATULATIONS to the 2024 graduates & underclassmen who have earned the Iowa Seal of Biliteracy! The seniors will be recognized for this impressive accomplishment at graduation on Sunday. #SCWarriorPride