Banish the blues, brothers & sisters, with #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes today. It’s a thriller, tho not as scary as meeting an American werewolf in London, so unless you get an attack of the stupids you won't need to enter the twilight zone & work long into the night to solve it.🎂

One thing to note about the #SquareRoutes puzzle in #TheTimes is: Don’t regret missing fantastic, sophisticated, labyrinthine Times dodginess! Readers might fail sometimes - lazy titubating dolts! Remember, minor faults somehow last till done! Have a good weekend, everyone!

Before DRESSING up to go SHOPPING today grab a SEAT and get in the right FRAME of mind for #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes. BOX clever and it won’t TAX you too much, but if you find yourself not immediately CLEANING up then spare yourself the PANE – it is the SILLy season after all!🪟

Do-or-die puzzlers who STOP at nothing will STEP up to the PLATE for today’s #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes, a brainteaser with KNOBs on that's not without its KNOCKERs, but anyone who can find a WAY in and HANDLE the pressure should NAIL it and ring the BELL of success.🚪

The biggest fish in the puzzling pond who nurse a love of #SquareRoutes will enjoy going through the mental thresher with #TheTimes today. Solvers with the eye of the tiger should sweep any worries under the carpet, and all but the most hammer-headed will be basking in glory.🐳🦈

Go on! Show appreciation for #PeterSellers100 by joining the party with #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes. The naked truth is you must never let go, so if you find yourself up the creek or in a two-way stretch then try a shot in the dark and you may end up saying “I’m all right Jack!”🎬

On #PositiveThinkingDay be sure to try #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes. If your brain can take more, come show us how wise you are by identifying what completes the following set: Positive Thinking We Get Along So Easily Following You Around Just Around The Corner ????? ?? ????????

On the anniversary of #FawltyTowers the builders of #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes add a touch of class to your day with a puzzle as tasty as waldorf salad on gourmet night. Q: Apart from John Cleese and Connie Booth which other real-life married couple appeared in episodes of FT?🃏

All aboard for today's #SquareRoutes puzzle in #TheTimes, which celebrates 200 years of rail travel. Bonus teaser: Changing one letter at a time and always making real words, can you change KINGS to CROSS? Let us know your best score! Have a good weekend, everyone! railway200

In today's #SquareRoutes puzzle in #TheTimes, each of the words can form a member of a common thematic class. If the theme was widened to be the next higher level category, which one would qualify as a member in two ways? We'll post a follow-up with the answer LATER this morning.

Weekend update: banish the blues, brothers and sisters [you’ve done this one – Ed], with #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes which marks #SNL50 today with a puzzle that’s as sound as a cowbell yet likely to put nerds or coneheads in severe mental jeopardy … but hey, what up with that? 🃏

On #WorldOperaDay #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes will be music to the ears of highbrow puzzlers in need of divertissement. 🎭 Q: Salome has the same initial letter as the surname of its composer. But which well-known 2-word opera shares its initials with both names of its composer?

On #WorldVeganDay forgo your FRENCH toast and BUTTER and solve #SquareRoutes in #TheTimes with a cup of COFFEE instead. If you’ve a mind that’s BROAD and as lively as a JUMPING JACK then you shouldn’t find it an ORDEAL that turns your legs to JELLY. Would we STRING you along? 🫘

If you’ve been to the LOO, EATEN an EARLY brekkie (or skipped food leaving NONE EATEN) and donned your PRESSED ‘N’ ironed gear, turn to the #SquareRoutes puzzle in #TheTimes, ever a high spot in the CALENDAR. We’re sorry if you HAVEN’T a clue about the LINK IN today’s wordlist!👂