🤗Today’s reason why YOU should read Sir Ballsfart and the Forest of Penises: #2: You’re 18+ and seeking out literary works that challenge all conventional contemporary notions of “good taste.” amazon.com/Sir-Ballsfart-…

Writing must be incredibly difficult. My lord hasn’t eaten or snorted any of his favorite drugs all day. At what point should I become concerned?

Who reviews fantasy adventure novels and how do I get them to review the best one?🤔

What’s a good illustration idea for a fantasy book cover? (And don’t say “an armored fist holding anal beads,” because he already did that one!😅)

Are protagonists supposed to be role models? Or can they be terrible people that we love despite their gaping flaws?

Maybe art made by terrible people is a GOOD thing and we shouldn’t treat it like psychological poison.🤔 Maybe it’s the rose that grows in the gutter, and proof that even the most reprehensible among us are still capable of producing something beautiful.😊

Why do people have “guilty pleasures?” Shouldn’t they enjoy the things they enjoy (so long as they don’t injure anyone) without being ashamed of it?🤔😊

They’re the same book🤔 (and I’ve read a LOT of books this year😅)

Afternoon, Twitter!☺️ Today’s philosophical question is this: How do you feel about taboos? Do you think they should be broken so we can question their subjects as a community? Or are some ideas too unsettling for even adults to discuss?🤔

🤗Today’s reason why YOU should read Sir Ballsfart and the Forest of Penises: #3: You’re 18+ and you think you’ve probably heard all the popular terms for the male genitalia, but you aren’t sure if you might’ve missed one.🤔 amazon.com/Sir-Ballsfart-…

Just another glowing review of the Greatest Story Every Told! 😀

My lord Sir Ballsfart requested something inspirational to aid him in crafting the perfect literary masterpiece. After scouring the Internet all evening, I think I’ve finally found what he’s looking for. m.youtube.com/watch?v=XYAAKt…

Sir Ballsfart must be informed of this at once! 🤔

🤗Today’s reason why YOU should read Sir Ballsfart and the Forest of Penises: #4: you are a fan of extremely sexual and gratuitously violent harem fantasy novels, but not for the same reasons that most other people are.