we may never know the mysterious motive of Jihad al-Jewkiller

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-- NFL WAG STATS -- Mac Jones stats this season while dating Sophie Scott: 86/129 904 passing yards 8 TDs 1 INT 3-0 Record Great work, Sophie.

My family and I are shocked to hear that our son, Crusader Death-to-the-Infidel Smith has led an army to attack Jerusalem. We had no idea he was organising a crusade and condemn it wholeheartedly.

I had no idea that my son, Stabby McStabbington would grow up to be so violent.

Remember, there's a reason they push 1st TD Scorer props on you...

The series is going to be decided by the players, not managers, in Craig Counsell's return, Christian Yelich says. "It's not like Couns has exotic blitz packages."

Big League Advance, which pays minor leaguers for a cut of future earnings, defeats Fernando Tatis Jr. He was paid $2M at age 18 for 10% of potential MLB earnings. Turned out to be a bad deal for him because he's earned a lot in MLB, but arbitrator says that's how risk works.

10/10 end it now

Kike wants to be on the statue

Teoacar wants to be on the statue

Tyler Glasnow is first out of the bullpen for #Dodgers tonight

I wonder how many MLB hit coaches don’t have high school diplomas?

Carson Wentz was told at halftime he’d have to wait 2.5 years for his x-ray

Dillon Gabriel is 10th rookie QB drafted 94th or later (or undrafted) in last 30 seasons to throw 2+ TD passes in his first start. Also: Tommy DeVito Brock Purdy David Blough Kyle Allen Zach Mettenberger Matt McGloin Kirk Cousins Bruce Gradkowski Luke McCown

Trey Yesavage began the year at Single-A, Dunedin. He has pitched at five levels over the last six months. At 22 years and 69 days old, he is the youngest SP in Blue Jays franchise history to start a postseason game. Previous: Aaron Sanchez (10/09/2016, 24 years and 100 days).

lol Cardinals

The Arizona Cardinals just took one of the worst L's I've ever seen -Lost a TD by celebrating too early and fumbling -Made a seemingly game-clinching INT only to fumble it into the endzone for a TD -Allowed a GW drive by Cam Ward -Lost 22-21 to winless Titans on a last-second FG

The Titans’ win probability was as low as 1.8% in their comeback win over the Cardinals, the 2nd-most improbable comeback of the season. The Titans had an average win probability of 12.1%, the 2nd-lowest average WP in a win in the NGS era (since 2016). Powered by Amazon Web Services

A Madden glitch in real life.