Father forgive me for I have sinned .

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I accidentally bought fat free sour cream today . 2020 can’t get any worse !

Earthquake just hit . Southern Massachusetts?

Breaking Tonight $2000: If the New England Revolution beat the Philadelphia Union in the #MLSCupPlayoffs Major League Soccer Ill give 4 lucky followers $500 each - must follow me -RT&Like to be eligible! #DakotaCashBombGiveAway #soccer #NERevs - game is on 8pm est ESPN ESPN FC Taylor Twellman hardy985 #MLS

Help is on the way! Matt Patrica spotted at least Logan Airport!

Post a meme / gif of what Bill Belichick is doing right now . Jim Murray Adam Schefter

Rising star and a.m. radio do not belong in the same sentence.

Yes . They had 10 Asian and now they have 24!

Every year the news talks about shovels flying off the shelves when a storm is about to hit. Who’s buying all these shovels? Do people throw them away when spring hits?

ET: excrement terrestrial!

Gen z firecracker, gen x smart ass , gen grumpy old man. Can’t wait !

Were there any snow games in college this year? They used to happen all the time. That’s your proof of climate change !

Boston Radio Watch®️ Let’s save this for “ice cold takes”.

If Joe Flacco wins a superbowl does he get into the Hall of Fame ? Under the Eli Manning rule?

I’m old enough to remember when college basketball conference tournaments happened in February.

Why do port o potty’s have toilet seat lids? What’s the point ?