The thing about a 9/11 joke is that you barely get time to understand it before the second one hits you.

Is this supposed to damage the 10 rating?

Absolutely goated prog metal album. What I wouldn't give to see these guys live again open.spotify.com/track/7M4ooWNp…

Does this count as flirting? Asking for a friend

Who does this David Mack guy think he is? I've been making wishes at 9:11 every day for at least 15 years.

The cops aren't gonna date you, bro.

I might be getting older, but ya boy does not fuck around.

Kamala Harris warns Americans to get out of the car, keep their hands in the air, and leave their phone in the center console

Really fucking weird to post this my guy

Never forget

Guys, my friend who's been viciously fighting lymphoma for the last five years announced that he's in remission today, and I just wanted to share that amazing thing I heard, because it made my shitty week completely better.

My mom told if I wait for things then good things will happen for me dude, and fuckin, I waited for some things...

"It ain't honest work, but it's much"- me if I robbed a bank.

It's 9:11, make a wish!

Can y'all imagine being so soft that you make baby shit look bulletproof?