The bean girlies goin crazy

The difference between normies watching Feed and me watching Feed is that my brain is telling me that she's not even that small when I know logically she is

Okay which one of y'all is doin this? 😭😭

It's been a MINUTE since I reviewed a protein bar and I'm actually feeling great about getting back on that train 🥰

i hate having this mindset i hate not being normal around food

Date idea: you let me cook for you and watch you eat it, and you don't try to make me eat it too

this is how cats sneeze

How do I get a romani gypsy to lay a curse on me that makes me lode no matter how much I eat, like homeboy in Stephen King's Thinner?

Asking for a close friend

It's the weekend bayyyyybeeee

On the rare occasion that I used the word pvrged irl, I have to check myself that I don't spell it with a v 🫠
Especially since my phone autocorrects it to have the v