Oh hell yes. He's enjoying this~♡

"Yeah we're fire."

"By the way babe I'll be late to dinner tonight I'm fucking up the criminal underworld with Iron Woman so—"

“Might go radio silent, or AWOL altogether, soon. Eh, the Crimson Raiders can manage without me for a few days, just fine. Kicking ass with the totally-not-Jack Doppelgänger to overthrow an underground criminal network takes priority, right now. / Hoo-ah /.”

[Loudly sprawls on]

"Why are you sitting around so quietly, hmm?"

[Hums and proceeds to kiss kiss kiss on their visor]

That's what I like to hear~!

KICKS A WALL. "Pay attention to me!"

"You throw a tantrum every day and I don't give you shit."

". . ." THROWS THE HAT AND LAYS DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

"No thank you."

Rumbles.

screm.

LOUD SCREAM

!!!! IT WORKED. LATCHES.

"Hell yeah! No. But yeah."

s c r E M.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

》Thinking about deactivating both my BL accounts. We'll see.