“Smeared Canvas and Hide and Sleek is UNDERRATED everyone listen to it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Genuinely, this game hasn't really been good, like, GOOD good, since splatoon 1. I will die on a hill defending this opinion. Excluding OE because that was peak.”

“On the topic of “salmonlings”, if there ever were a playable salmonid, I would want it to just be that. A normal salmonid. Not some weird gross hybrid of an inkling and a salmon for the sake of making them similar shapes and such”

“Raiders this July is very concerning to me. What if it's a rushed release?”

“I share my birthday with Viantastic :( but also now Splatoon Raiders :)”

“I think the Nasty Majesty pussy jokes are more unfunny than the white ink jokes”

interesting final fest confession

“I headcanon that during/before the great turf war, Judd would cuddle up to Craig Cuttlefish but would hiss and bite DJ Octavio. This is because Octavio was always gonna lose, and Judd could tell. Can you tell i like angst”

“Splatoon is the reason why I’m thinking about continuing my hair school journey. I wanna become a hairstylist that is known for being able to re-create video game hairstyles, especially Splatoon and I want my salon to be very much Nintendo or Splatoon themed.”

I don’t usually use this account for stuff like this but please pay attention and please listen to this. There is a major predator in the community and they’re getting away with it.