It's Christmas Eve! What's everyone hoping to get from Santa tonight? 🎅

Merry Christmas everyone! Reusing last years art cos I’m a lazy boy 🎄

Could be there a while 😬

Blimey, hello new followers. I am indeed still alive.

Last chance to ride to work in the year 2025 whilst listening to Riding to Work in the Year 2025

Goodbye 2025 #HappyNewYear

I've decided to set up a Splapp-me-do Linktree here: splapp-me-do.com 👀 Beware of any other websites claiming to be me... they are scams!

Staggering out of Avatar 4DX after 3.25 hours of heavy jostling… damp and bleary-eyed, with 3 cracked vertebrae, a collapsed lung and friction burns around me asshole.

Only 3 pin badges left in stock!! This may be your last chance as a restock is not guaranteed

Ran out of Impossible Quiz stickers so the last 4 orders get a doodle instead, sorry!

Sunday night doodle

GAME IS OUT NOW! paperhatprojects.itch.io/captchaware

19 years ago 🫠