in honor of my show PROMEDY happening tonight at Color Club at 8 pm, I present to you: (almost) every version of Prom Cassidy

TONIGHT! Come see some of the funniest comics in Chicago due battle against our hottest sauces The Lincoln Lodge!

Use code SAUCE for discounted tickets!

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CHICAGO! TOMORROW NIGHT! niles and I will be bringing you the best comedy and music Chicago has to offer at PROMEDY! Dress up, take prom pics, then laugh and dance your ass off! 8 pm at Color Club!

Thursday! Tickets are selling fast for our show at The Lincoln Lodge!

Come see the funniest comics in Chicago do battle against the hottest sauces for more stage time!

Tix: eventbrite.com/e/spitfire-com…

We got hilarious host of How to Write a Joke, Cassidy Kulhanek, on the show Thursday! Get your tickets at: eventbrite.com/e/spitfire-com…

I’m in shock. We just had lunch and he was in good spirits. Smiling. Telling me how he just discovered where the Clinton’s were in June of ‘94 and how it would “change everything”.

Drank so much cold brew that I’m now living 4 seconds in the future.

I was listing my hobbies the other day and called this website one. Genuinely called it a hobby. What do I do to unwind? Little sentences. Humiliating

Made the mistake of using Spotify for white noise to go to bed. Now the app is all like, “I got a song that’s gonna blow your fucking mind!” *rain sounds*

Tickets are selling fast for Spitfire Comedy! Come out and enjoy one of the funniest shows in Chicago!

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help us raise $$$ for film fest submissions

THURSDAY! Come out to The Lincoln Lodge for Spitfire!

The weather is warming up and so are we as the funniest comedians battle with the hottest sauces for more time.

Use code SAUCE for discounted tickets!

Tix: eventbrite.com/e/spitfire-com…

he looks like a bored ape NFT

ME: *slamming my head so hard into the wall that it leaves a dent on the other side* about that tall.

LOVE IS BLIND DATE: *scribbling in notebook and giggling* i love that

My sex comedy, I'M GONNA FUCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS, has now received 4 ratings of '8' on The Black List! I'm feeling so encouraged by this reader's comments. 🥰 RT to reach an indie producer willing to take a walk on the wild side!!! blcklst.com/scripts/141275

I have a degree in musical theater and can say with authority that this is accurate. Leonard Bernstein was a HUGE I Think You Should Leave fan.

The only way to break into the industry now is to perform on Spitfire Comedy in Chicago. We are standing by

We've finally found a way to really up the intensity of our hot sauce based comedy show!

Come on down to Wendy's and enjoy the '??? for ???' Meal! All the [N/A] you can eat for the price of $[?]!

is there any press in CHICAGO that wants to help me out with '98 Honda (our film) stuff