Episode 2! : youtube.com/watch?v=HmaU_Q…

These Home Run Derby pitchers are TERRIBLE.

In spite of not having worn a stache in 30 years, Ned Yost always looks like a guy who JUST shaved his mustache. Eh?

I only contemplated suicide once or twice during yesterday's sports blackout. Whew. Now, let's all get back to neglecting our kids.

The 76ers 7 year rebuilding plan is going great. I'm sure that most of the assets they're stock piling totally won't be dead by then.

Shin-Soo Choo hit for the cycle tonight, but that won't stop my father from mispronouncing his name. #asianrangers

Here it is! Episode 3! Check it out: youtu.be/txveDzLc9YE #sports #comedy #sportscomedy #twitter #blam

The Perfect Spiral Episode IV: A New Hope: youtu.be/7hp6MEzWCLU?a via YouTube

Episode IV: A New Hope youtube.com/watch?v=7hp6ME… #yes

The Mavericks signing of JaVale McGee is a publicity stunt, right? He's not gonna, like...play, is he? WAIT, IS HE!?

If Saul Goodman has to manage a Cinnabon for his wrongdoings, then Roger Goodell should be forced to sell churros beneath an overpass.

Tony Romo: broken clavicle. Dez Bryant: horrific foot surgery. Brandon Weeden's backup: a phantom series of ghost whispers. Go Cowboys.

What if, instead of continuing to be a sports fan, I just pulled out all my fingernails with a pair of snub nosed pliers?