You are going to be financially and socially incentivized to betray your morals in ways you are unprepared for.

The vibe of the early 2000s

this and a xan bar

WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE $18 SANDWICH ECONOMY, I DONT WANNA SEE NO MORE FLEXING, WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION IMMEDIATELY!

I’m ugly as fuck and I’m gonna die alone

he was so real for this

I would say Trump is controlled by Israel but then the newly formed antisemitic taskforce might arrest and Deport me to Guantanamo Bay

Imagine craving a mozzarella stick before you knew what a mozzarella stick was

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

😭😭😭

We live in a meme

this is the coolest anyone has ever looked

Textbook form

and god said spare the rapist that bullet, and send it directly to the brave firefighter