GF SAID SHE FEELS EMPTY, BUT I'M TOO FAR AWAY TO FILL HER *GNASHES TEETH* *HEADBUTTS WALL* *RESISTS URGE TO BANISH ALL RESPONSIBILITY TO THE SHADOW REALM AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT WOMB **STUFFED***

Mental affirmations for tops: - I dont care if it hurts the bottom - I am a breeding machine - It is okay to not care what people think about me: if they disagree I can get them pregnant - Wanting to fuck anythinf with a cervix is a cool and normal thought

Stop laughing some of us lost our fucking jobs

how are they pissing one-handed

jokes on you i have a breeding kink this shit straight 🔥🔥🔥 imma make so many babies i'm soloing the creation of India 2

I'm about to get a DMCA strike the way I'll reproduce a bitch without consent

Sorry to be gross but it's so hot over here I turned around too quick and my balls CLAPPED against my thigh

Sent this the gf and she told me it was the other way around I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not

If I had a dollar for every committed couple that asked me to fuck their girl, I'd have 3 dollars, which isn't a lot, so maybe I should charge more.

According to my research, the pros and cons of a large dick is also this

9 inches

THERE ARE 4 ACTUALLY :)

I HATE THAI TOILETS. WHY IS THE WATER LEVEL SO HIGH. EVEN THE GIRLS HERE HAVE PENISES YOU'D THINK THAT IF ANY COUNTRY COULD FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT IT'D BE FUCKING 🇹🇭