I like how the aliens decided to invade New Jersey

I wanna kiss under the missile toe ❤️

For those of you wondering I’m also half Christmas 🎄

Murphy wants to b a horse he says new year new me

I look like Noseferatu

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In a sense everything aligned because it all fell apart

When I post on X I’m mentally on Twitter in 2012

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Those sideburns make me question his judgement

Truck selfie

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My dog just sits like this

Why is bean pronounced “bean,” but bear not pronounced “beer?”