Have you ever tried to wear an apron but realised halfway that it is actually a tote bag?

Billy Joel’s Vienna but Haryana

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 741

Every time I overhear someone say “social media is easy”, I kinda want to fling a truck at them.

Brands that don’t give their audience the channel-specific content they want to see in 2023 are setting themselves up for failure. So if you’re a news page that pivots to memes, exaggerations or fluff pieces that don’t look like you for likemongering, it’s going to end badly.

I must be a real treat to travel with. Driving through Italy I point at random constructions sites and shout, “look! It’s the ruins of the Roman Empire.”

Fashion is a lot like TikTok I’ve realised. By the time everyone accepts something as trending, all the cool kids already hate it.

How do you unite two independent individuals in holy matrimony? You use a Seema colon. #IndianMatchmaking

Looks for fun things to do in Doncaster. Finds 22 reviews of public parks and proceeds to read each and every one of them.

I’m sure if we prayed real hard to Beyoncé, the broken bit of rail between York and Doncaster will heal itself and stop inconveniencing her fans who travelled to Edinburgh to watch her perform live.

bruh

I’ve had enough of those fake larger-than-life video animations featuring prominent Dubai landmarks- you know the ones I’m talking about. Such an oversaturated marketing tactic.

The new Star Trek show, it slaps.

Physical representation of my brain high on TikTok

Been a month since the Renaissance tour and I’m still recovering. #LoopTheSample #BeFree

“Ally!”

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

Old map of Bombay, showing islands as they existed in 1670

The lack of Barbie advertising at VOX, MOE can only mean one thing…

Please pump the foamable oat milk directly into my veins, thank you.