guys i forgot to tell yall, not only am i taking my first flight in two months, but im flying SPIRIT.. am i cooked?

Mole 🦇 (Caius)

i met bethanie’s brother for the first time, got black out drunk w the gang and proceeded to tell her drunk brother to GTS me i hit my head on a bedside table and i still have a killer bump from it. but i sold that shot like a champ 🗣️🗣️

told him i’m scared of “no russian” type shit happening while i’m at the airport and he didn’t understand it 😔

this is also a genuine fear of mine and a reason why i’m back on anxiety meds!

SHE SQUIRTS I LISTEN SHES IN THE SHOWER AND SHES PISSIN LIKE OH MY GOD I LIKE IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

alr guys who missed me 😈

oh yeah during my twitter ban i was replaying cod mw 2 and 3 remastered and ive been sobbing since

my brain can’t stop running w the similarities of bo2 and what’s happening RN irl. a7x playing the same exact tour date as predicted in bo2 also shakes me up ngl

watching HSM2 with my 7 year old and i’m heated

ok! 😀

lenny’s cool

Been laughing at this for ages 😭😭

LET ME BITE THOSE TITTIES

i need to put my posters up in my computer room but i just have not felt like doing it ugggggh

real

I’ve got a big nose.

so… the only reason i got tickets to see monday night raw in houston next month was to see cm punk… seems like he’s a smackdown girly now… should i sell my tickets while im ahead?