Went to a super chill and calm wedding over the weekend

I love you.

The first task of a man is to confront his own evil—not to adopt performative goodness. For performance is merely a gilded way of avoiding that reckoning.

Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving. My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password. He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad. I looked at the device. Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption. I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network. So I didn’t give him the

I probably didn’t mean to say that.

Lunar data centers

There are those who will go to their graves misinterpreting the objective and subjective .

BRB ‘bout to plot the life cycle of the family group chat. Side note the first one to leave loses.

If I’m only using 20% of a software license I shouldn’t have to pay for 100% of it. They call it #SlopWare I call it micro-programming; they call it software, I call it #BloatWare.

- Marcus Aurelius

Wait so the sommeliers are doing fraud in Minnesota. That’s wild tbh

TFW there’s all new trauma one has yet experience

If you’ve ever worked for a cash only business then you’d know how physically dirty cash is. As a matter of fact, if you’ve ever received change then you could probably relate. New currency is worth very scent.

If your favorite author blocked your best man/maid of honor who would you side with?

Physically the first thing I noticed about my wife was her hair 😍 I’m helpless when it comes to her curly hair.

One of my earliest memories was learning about Christa McAuliffe. I haven’t stopped thinking about space ever since.

Dear Savannah Guthrie, Will all due respect where may we send flowers to? Wishing you peace in these difficult times. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

An Italian Mafia proverb says: Never betray your wife because if you are capable of betraying a woman who trusts you enough to close her eyes and sleep next to you, you are not worthy of the trust of the entire world.

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