the cardinals can no longer win because of woke

Cardboard White Sox i wish the 2005 chicago white sox existed in real life

a campfire milkshake as there's a drive into deep left field by castellanos

soxwood A campfire milkshake but it’s your step-sister and she’s stuck

a campfire milkshake but i just spent $20 on andrew benintendi baseball cards

a campfire milkshake but it's filled with ejaculate from the 2005 chicago white sox team

A campfire milkshake but it eat ass.

a campfire milkshake but it plays go cubs go on repeat until you finish it

THIS IS ÁNGEL HERNÁNDEZ ON THREE STRAIGHT PITCHES AND THIS IS EGREGIOUS

a campfire milkshake but angel hernandez is beating his meat in the seat next to you

a campfire milkshake but it's garnished with tony la russa's game used pubes

a campfire milkshake but it's sentient has a lifespan of 6-8 years you have to take it home with you and care for it until it dies

a campfire milkshake but each sip ages you by a year

Cardboard White Sox Jerry Reinsdorf? The beloved 7x world champion?

'One of the things that I owe the fans is to get better as fast as we can possibly get better. Speed is of the essence. I don't want this to be a long term proposition.'

can the heat death of the universe hurry up already

when you bully sox fans this is who you're bullying

jk we are all degenerates

damn we look good in baseball shit

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