I've been given a moratorium on tweeting during regular business hours, so I'm experiencing early withdrawals.

Did somebody set a curfew at Twitter?

@feelgoodguru No problem. I was starting to wonder if I was going to be getting a ransom note saying all my followers had been kidnapped.

I have an announcement to make: None of us are really here. OK, so I'm kidding. But if I weren't, you wouldn't know anyway...

Everyone repeat after me... sleep is our friend... we love it like we love a big plate of delectable baby back ribs... Hey, who needs sleep?

@feelgoodguru I'm kind of fond of the lazy peeps I have. I'm afraid of disenfranchising them if I get more peeps. Such a dilemma... .

Have we reached critical mass yet? I sincerely hope I get the memo when we do.

If you want to find out who your true follower friends are, during the busiest time of the day, post about 50 tweets in a row about nothing.

Do I need to check in with anyone before I hit the hay?

Yeah.... they come to snuff the rooster...... you know he ain't gonna die...

I heard nobody comes here anymore because it's too crowded.

It's pretty remarkable, when you think about it, that Adobe updates its software every twenty minutes.

If we name our Little League baseball team this year the Demigods, will it send the wrong message? Trying to instill confidence in the kids.

When people say they can't wait for something, it means they're eager. But what do you say if you really are incapable of waiting?

I've never trusted anyone named Earl.

I have 61 songs on my playlist with the word 'dream' in the title. Time to get a new theme. What else can they write songs about?

All my notes are at home. I'm working without a script here. How can anyone operate under such conditions?

What are these little square protruding things in front of me with letters on them? Hmm.... when I touch one, it puts the same one up here.

Another good tribute song to Martin Luther King is "Southern" by Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark. Even has his voice from the speech..

10 o'clock and all is well. Repeat, all is— OK, most is well. 10 o'clock and most is— alright, so it's pretty good. But that's something!