Before you comment, I've asked Google, BBC News, media outlets and even reached out to Obama himself, but when will we have a definitive answer as to who the newly elected President will be? #PresidentialElections #USAElections #USElections #USElections2024 #POTUS47

You know that general rule where we don't take the piss out of a person's weight, looks, skin, hair, teeth etc, the same rule goes for height, too. Remember, the person you are mocking could easily see your words, and even if said in jest, it could be enough to break them.

Remember, remember, the 5th of November....... And the 6th. And the 7th. And the 8th. And the 9th. And the 10th. #FIREWORKS #bonfirenight #bonfirenight2024 #eyeroll #SaturdayMood #saturdaynight

I love the Royals and I think the way Camilla has carried herself over the years and turned the general opinion of her around is admirable BUT I just can't get on board with her being "Queen"......whenever I see it in print I take a step back from liking her 🤷🏼‍♀️ #RoyalFamily

The way Mike Tyson walked to the ring is how a boxer walks to the ring. The way Jake Paul walked to the ring is how a cunt walks to the ring. #TysonPaulFight #JakePaulMikeTyson #netfilx

Please take an ear🙏🏼Please take an ear🙏🏼 Please take an ear🙏🏼Please take an ear 🙏🏼 Please take an ear🙏🏼Please take an ear🙏🏼 Please take an ear🙏🏼Please take an ear 🙏🏼 #MikeTyson #JakePaulMikeTyson #JakePaul #TysonPaulFight #TysonvsPaul #Netflix

This buffering on Netflix is more frustrating than when Pornhub glitches!! #TysonvsPaul #TysonPaulFight #netfilx #netflixbroken #MikeTyson

Mike Tyson about to send Jake Paul to the 27 Club ..... #MikeTyson #JakePaulMikeTyson #Netflix #TysonvsPaul #TysonVsJake

This is how it would feel watching ABBA score nil points at Eurovision whilst stood on stage with an overexcited Jedward who are taking the win. . . . #MikeTyson #Tyson #TysonPaul #tysonvspaul #JakePaulMikeTyson #Netflix

Fully expected the classic EastEnder's doomf doomfs after that performance!! The acting was almost as bad as some of the boxing 😆 #tysonvspaul #Tyson #MikeTysonVsJackPaul #MikeTyson #Scripted #Netflix

Its that time again, the seasonal migration of the lesser spotted Mark fan, which sees huge numbers of them shedding their Owen plumage in order to re-emerge with Barlow coloured feathers......

I'm sorry but how is there not already a register with the details of kids being home-schooled!? Another beautiful baby let down both inside and outside the home. I hope the "family" members spend their entire sentence being r*ped by the biggest boy on the wing. #SaraSharif

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He should have his fingernails pulled off one at a time until he tells the family where the body of their mum/daughter/sister/niece is. If he doesn't talk, try his teeth. #London #FionaHolm BBC News - Woman's heartache as mother's body search goes on bbc.com/news/articles/…

Bravo Take That ❤️ Mark Owen Gary Barlow #BAFTAs #BAFTA #BAFTA2025 #BAFTAFilmAwards

Imagine being on a pilgrimage to The Vatican for Easter and having The Pope pass away whilst you're there! Double prizes for your average Catholic! Imagine the jammy few who are booked for a fortnight and will witness the smoke! #PopeFrancis #Pope #PapaFrancesco #RIPPopeFrancis

Graham Norton thanking places when their jury give us points is so cute! #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest

Now for the best bit!!! Let's go!! #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest

Bravo Austria!! What a sweet, genuine and talented human you have in JJ!! A truly worthy winner of Eurovision 2025!! #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision #EurovisionSongContest #wastedlove

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