Today in White Sox History: September 3 Pale Hose batters go streaking! sbnation.com/e/23998704

A clean pressbox catch of a foul ball by LaMond Pope, on one hop. Dusts himself off, gives it to a kid. An athlete and a gentleman.

Spoiler Alert: The White Sox possess only one existential function, and they’re even failing at that Wendelstedt finally receives an award, and the White Sox make history, again sbnation.com/e/23999399

Today in White Sox History: September 4 The South Side Hit Men take another body blow sbnation.com/e/23999627

Strazzante, who should be a familiar name to all of us here in Chicago, is a phenomenal photographer. Get behind this tribute!

? In the most preposterous example of “on any given night” possible, the White Sox wallop Baltimore, 8-1, surely setting the O’s up for a saccharine September sbnation.com/e/24000419

Today in White Sox History: September 5 Carlton Fisk launches his 300th career homer sbnation.com/e/24000095

Today in White Sox History: September 6 The Chicago Mustangs whinny their last sbnation.com/e/24001035

Red takes White, 3-1 Another flaccid embarrassment mars a modest masterpiece from Davis Martin sbnation.com/e/24002116

Today in White Sox History: September 7 Cleveland sets a franchise record, on Chicago turf sbnation.com/e/24001753

Gamethread: White Sox at Red Sox Tonight 1 + 1 + 1 may not equal 3, but add up to 111 ... losses sbnation.com/e/24002639

Can’t win for losing: Red Sox 7, White Sox 5 Crochet crushed, and the South Siders are back to owning the worst first 143 games in baseball history sbnation.com/e/24002808