Today in White Sox History: September 3 Pale Hose batters go streaking! sbnation.com/e/23998704

A clean pressbox catch of a foul ball by LaMond Pope, on one hop. Dusts himself off, gives it to a kid. An athlete and a gentleman.

2024 #WhiteSox (31-109): Worst 140-game start in Sox history by 13 games (1932) Worst MLB start by a half-game (1916 A's) -310 run differential, fifth-worst start ever 6-37-2 in series 16x shut out 41 games of fewer than 2 runs vs. 31 total wins #BetterAtTheBallpark

In order to avoid becoming the worst White Sox team of all time (1932), the 2024 club needs to run the table and go 22-0 to end the season.

Spoiler Alert: The White Sox possess only one existential function, and they’re even failing at that Wendelstedt finally receives an award, and the White Sox make history, again sbnation.com/e/23999399

Worst 50-game stretch since 1901: 4-46, 1916 Philadelphia A's 2nd-worst: 1916 A's and 2024 White Sox: 5-45 Just 2 additional teams have ever been as bad as 6-44 over 50: 2021 Diamondbacks, 1987-88 Orioles. *If the Sox lose their next 4, they will equal the A's 4-46 stretch.*

Today in White Sox History: September 4 The South Side Hit Men take another body blow sbnation.com/e/23999627

2024 #WhiteSox (32-109): Worst 141-game start in Sox history, by 13 games (1932) Second-worst MLB start by a half-game (1916 A's) -303 run differential, sixth-worst start ever Only four bigger scoring outbursts in 2024 than their eight runs tonight #BetterAtTheBallpark

Strazzante, who should be a familiar name to all of us here in Chicago, is a phenomenal photographer. Get behind this tribute!

? In the most preposterous example of “on any given night” possible, the White Sox wallop Baltimore, 8-1, surely setting the O’s up for a saccharine September sbnation.com/e/24000419

hey uh that losing streak just snapped was no slouch; it tied for fifth-longest in team history. Yes, that's right, three of the six-longest losing streaks (1st, 3rd, T5th) in 124 years of club history have come in 2024. And YOU were here to experience it!

Today in White Sox History: September 5 Carlton Fisk launches his 300th career homer sbnation.com/e/24000095

Today in White Sox History: September 6 The Chicago Mustangs whinny their last sbnation.com/e/24001035

The 2024 #WhiteSox (32-110) have CLINCHED worst season in franchise history. Also: Worst 142-game start in Sox history, by 13 games (1932) 2nd-worst MLB start by a half-game (1916 A's) -305 run differential, 6th-worst start ever 26th game of one run; 42 of fewer than 2 runs

Red takes White, 3-1 Another flaccid embarrassment mars a modest masterpiece from Davis Martin sbnation.com/e/24002116

Today in White Sox History: September 7 Cleveland sets a franchise record, on Chicago turf sbnation.com/e/24001753

Gamethread: White Sox at Red Sox Tonight 1 + 1 + 1 may not equal 3, but add up to 111 ... losses sbnation.com/e/24002639

The 2024 #WhiteSox (32-111) have clinched worst season in franchise history. Worst 142-game start in Sox history, by 14 games (1932) WORST MLB start ever, by a half-game (1916 A's) -307 run differential, 6th-worst start ever 6-38-2 series record 36-126 season pace

The 2024 #WhiteSox are now on a 36-126 season pace. Need to finish: 12-7 to avoid the worst “modern” 162-game record (2003 Tigers, 43-119) 9-10 to avoid the worst “modern” record in a 162-game season (1962 Mets, 40-120) 7-12 to avoid the worst record ever (1916 A’s, 38-124*)

Can’t win for losing: Red Sox 7, White Sox 5 Crochet crushed, and the South Siders are back to owning the worst first 143 games in baseball history sbnation.com/e/24002808