Lore about me: when I was younger I thought Martha’s Vineyard was a literal vineyard owned by Martha Stewart 💀

We could've went 3025 without it

Does Daryl Morey have any genuine championship experience to compare it to?

Are fives my new faves?? I feel a growing affinity.

This video by Dav Pilkey summarizes my thoughts

The purpose of Ebonics/AAE is to be able to talk to each other without THEM understanding.

“Babe wake up. You gotta fight Dez Bryant bc I don’t like Jay Z. Long story. I’ll explain in the car” - a crazy person.

Your wife volunteering you to get beat up by an nfl player for $10 million dollars should be grounds for divorce

Allen Stone be singing 👏🏼 his👏🏼 light 👏🏼 bright 👏🏼 ass 👏🏼 AWFF

"stick to menswear"

Texas Rep. Jolanda Jones on Abbott's arrest threats: I'm a lawyer. There is no felony in the Texas penal code for what he says. Respectfully, he's making up some shit, okay? He has no legal mechanism. He's putting up smoke and mirrors.

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

WOOOOWWW!! Y’all really know how to make a Sistah feel special. 🥹 Thanks for all of the love. 🫶🏽 Enjoy the show Err’body! GACHIAKUTA Now Streaming on Crunchyroll

Makes sense, He is Dominican.

remember over half of americans cannot read at a high school level

No Kenny Lattimore song requires this

It's understandable and still funny lol

Your life is not more interesting than sports