Mel B causing beautiful chaos on #saturdaykitchen

This is my new favourite novel

Make a whole show of this!

Conan understood Hot Ones completely

Exactly

Danny Dyer retracts calling David Cameron a ‘twat’ & calls him something else #LateNightLycett

Manifesting writing for #latenightlycett with the following feature pitches: Eating Dairy with Julian Clary, Skiving off work with Alexandra Burke, Descaling the kettle with John Nettles, Browsing B&Q with Lulu, Electric Conduction with Martine McCutcheon

Something Teeny with Claire Sweeney for a BAFTA immediately!!!! #LateNightLycett

I cannot BELIEVE the hedgehog thing was real #latenightlycett

I don’t know how to explain to this person that Carrie being an annoying character is a good thing

Keir Starmer’s PM strategy

Frozen baguette garlic bread > Any other type of garlic bread

Buzzing for #latenightlycett #justiceforlindabiscuits #nothingwasproved

Happy Friday everyone

Extremely suspicious of this beautiful spring day

I am in Japan at the moment. Never been before, and it may have always been like this to some extent, but travelling here from Britain 2024 is like visiting a completely different planet. One where everything works and isn’t just completely falling apart or ripping you off.

Why is this ‘Solitaire Grand Harvest’ SJP advert more joyful than the entire of And Just Like That

I worry that the next generation won’t know about saying “ambassador, you’re spoiling us”