It’s his gift to the timeline.

He doesn’t really has very many morals anymore.

He can’t tell whether this is a good thing or a bad thing during what is possibly the next apocalypse.

Army of lice.

Petition for a lice emoji.

Kirby speaks in poyonese. "Poyo poyo poyo." He says whenever he sees a bruised apple at the grocery store, he gives it a soft hug and whispers, ‘Poyo poyo?(who hurt you?)'.

Yes, exactly like the bug.

Not yet. I plan to collect them and direct their power onto the heads of my enemies.

♡ ҉♥ ҉.♡‧₊˚ i would trade ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮. ҉ ( •‿•。 )♡( •‿•。 )♥ ♡ ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝╮ ͜ ◟◞╯♡ ҉ . ҉♥ ҉( •‿•。 )♥ ♡ you to satan ♡ 　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯ . ҉♥ for one corn chip.

Only if his boo is invited.

Cisco waking up only to realize Hartley has enlisted him in a threesome with another Hartley:

He wants to do something nice for his partner, but he’s not sure what.

He’ll never understand what’s so special about humans.

“ 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 '𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙣'' 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶? ” ☆○o. Cisco Ramon. CW's The Flash. Shipped with ↬ Hᴀʀᴛʟᴇʏ Rᴀᴛʜᴀɢᴀʏ.. All seasons. Canon & AU. Muse of #Aᴘʜᴇʟɪᴏɴ.

He’s going to dream about cherry trees tonight.

Definitely his cherry trees.

Casts a vile hex on Barry.

Gay coughing.

Forgot this account existed again.

Is anyone really surprised?