Recording lines is always a bit of a dice roll, sure, but the absolute worst part is starting a script.

Not now sweetie, I'm discussing content creation.

Absolutely! In fact, some of my favorite jokes are often shit I just throw in because I think of it then and there.

That's the neat thing, I don't.

I mean, obviously, I write down how I speak naturally, but no matter what, I'm always stammering and doing a bunch of retakes until I'm happy enough to move on.

Afraid to show them here? Clearly you didn't listen to Shadow.

Everyone's Fearless until the medical bill shows up.

Checkmate, Shadow. I win.

Fuck

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The phone calls I got about the earthquake woke me up rather than the actual earthquake.

Hi, Clive Finalfantasy? Big fan. I've been on island time for the better part of the past month. How do you feel about visiting Margaritaville?

MORTAL KOMBAT! AGAIN!
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We got Company, and it's very Lethal! Watch the gang fumble about as we play Lethal Company for the first time!
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Absolutely not. That game is hot butt mud.

Not now babe, I'm talking Sonic The Hedgehog.

There are plenty of people who love Sonic Heroes despite the jank. I implore anyone curious to give it a shot for themselves rather than not try it because a YouTuber they enjoy says they hated it.

I love the idea of a Sonic Fall Guys, but please, get them to change this logo. It's distractingly derivative.