yesssssss girl. it’s your goddamn higher power, deity, divine supreme being before you. and you’re the only one i pray to.

fuck dang it. i’m so happy.

she got me in my feelings.

when we go rawr xD ;)

don’t forget that in regret, there’s still ‘gret’. the uglier younger brother of great.

mooooood.

hey I’m stalking u but pls tell me what tattoos you got. i’m a sucker for them.

More like a long MAJESTIC PEE OF MUSIC REBIRTH THANKS TO YOU

i’m unashamedly adding to your to-do-list ✨

in crisis over here

You fucking spoil me.

ABRA GAVE ME HICCUPS AND I’M NOT EVEN MAD

oh hey look. ⁦🚨⁩ is the new prom queen.

me when ⁦🚨⁩ feels any kind of negative emotion.

FOR REAL THO. i’m barely even keeping up i’m like hey let me proofread my shit.

need to make sure i’m not slipping any state secrets. i’m actually senile, it could happen.

all my jokes are dad jokes. it’s why i’m so punny.

oh gaaaaad. u kill me. i was going to say something suggestive but it got creepy so i noped out. if u fr have a daddy kink i’m proud of u

{A haughty snicker swells, rushing past painted lips.} Oh? I'm surprised at you, @SmartAssKai. I expected witchy tricks to conjure some fun.