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SolPirates

@sol_pirates

SolPirates is a collection of putrid buccaneers on the Solana blockchain.

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People leave companies for two reasons. One, they don't feel appreciated. And two, they don't get along with their boss. - Adam Bryant

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Ape into your mom's ass while your daddy is on the toilet taking a dump - that's real talk, homie, that's real shit. #NFT #NFTs #Solana #SolanaNFT #SolanaNFTs

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We have enough utility in our pants to carry us through the apocalypse. Petty tokenization and breeding programs ain't gonna sustain your zoo animal cuckboy collection when it gets fucked in the ass by the next gimmick that comes along. #NFT #NFTs #Solana #SolanaNFT #SolanaNFTs

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If you're an NFT buyer that values "community" over art then you need to revaluate your life and spend more time training legs. Fuck out of here with that pussy shit. #NFT #NFTs #Solana #SolanaNFT #SolanaNFTs

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You know an #NFT Discord server is full of shit when you join it and the structure of the channels is the same as every other trash heap collection. You gonna pump, bro? Pump your mom's ass. #NFTs #Solana #SolanaNFT #SolanaNFTs

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We can assume the next upcoming #NFT themes will be: - Barking Bulldogs - Gangster Pelicans - Ferocious Felines - Speedboat Ape Club - Apes on Skates - Ape, Ape, Ape Club Did we nail this #NFT space accurately? Diapers for tots. Yeah, fuck you.

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Pro tip: #NFT roadmaps are just filthy, gimmicky marketing materials developed by gross salesmen. A roadmap doesn't mean jack shit unless it's backed by credible people, not anonymous spammers. If you generally trust a roadmap you need to get your head out of your ass.

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We've heard the comparison that #NFTs are "storage" for your crypto. You have to be a true dummy to think buying an #NFT is a way of "storing" your money. What happens if you can't sell the #NFT, how do you plan on retrieving your money from "storage"?

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What is with people in this #NFT space all chanting "LFG", "Let's fucking go"? Can't anyone think of anything original to say or did grown men all of a sudden start sucking each other's dicks and lose their ability to think freely?

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If you buy/mint #NFTs every day you're a stupid fuck with your cash, we don't care who you are or how much you have of it.

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A release of 9,999 #NFTs is like a bowl full of turds. There are a handful of collections that take proper measures to ensure quality control across such a large group of #tokens but most are simply cranking out feces for sheep.

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What happened to the Goblin Goons, Save the Martians and Stray Cats floors? Remembering dead collections day. #NFT #NFTs #Ethereum #EthereumNFT #EthereumNFTs

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We're still in the game, don't sleep on our putrid pirates. We're brewing up something foul. #NFT #NFTs #Solana #SolanaNFT #SolanaNFTs

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Our boy coming in hot with a 500 #Solana relist of his smoking gold buccaneer. Masculine shit for genetic males. Cop or walk the plank. solsea.io/nft/8LHxferiEU… #NFT #NFTs #Solana #SolanaNFT #SolanaNFTs

Our boy coming in hot with a 500 #Solana relist of his smoking gold buccaneer. Masculine shit for genetic males. Cop or walk the plank.

solsea.io/nft/8LHxferiEU…

#NFT #NFTs #Solana #SolanaNFT #SolanaNFTs