Remind me again why Bayinder has started this game? #ManchesterDerby #ManchesterUnited

I don’t remember a time over the last 30 odd years where it was this joyful watching Bradford City. #BCAFC

Living with a Scouser feels absolutely FUCKING PHENOMENAL today!!!!!! #LIVMUN #manchesterunited

Take a bloody bow the lot of you! Cunha and MBeumo…what a fucking steal. #MUNBHA

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!! Birthday weekend? Completed it mate! #MUNBHA #manchesterunited

I tell you what, this Liverpool side look pretty good when they drop Isak and Wirtz. #premierleague #AVLLIV

Go on Scotty lad!!!! #Mctominay #SCODEN

If you want anything from ZARA this Christmas, just bear in mind that whatever you send back won’t be refunded because they’re a set of thieving b***ards. Refusing to refund me £200 pounds. Revolting.

If this is a sign of what’s to come next summer then it’s going to be absolutely fucking insufferable. #WorldCup2026

Carragher’s giving “coming over here, stealing our jobs” energy over Salah’s interview on Monday night football. Kin’ell, calm down pal.

What a load of bollocks that penalty call was! Always the bloody same with these lot. #INTLIV

Bruno Fernandes is injured, only one logical conclusion….Christmas is cancelled! #AVLMUN

Anthony Taylor moans his family can’t come to his games because of abuse and long may it continue. He’s a complete clown The bloke is meant to be one of our top officials The standard of refereeing in the ‘BEST’ league in the world is a shambles PGMO

Antony Taylor is an absolute fucking joke! #MUNNEW

Seven minutes??? SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES????? Okay Antony Taylor, you fucking whopper!!!! #MUNNEW

FIRST HALF #MUNWOL

Seeing a close up of Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox physically shitting their pants almost made that worth it. #BURMUN

Kyle Walker! #BURMUN

As announced we protest against this dysfunctional co-ownership before Fulham. But you have got to watch this! 😂 Full press statement tomorrow. The 1958🇾🇪

After a day of bleakness (yes you, Jim Ratcliffe) I went to watch Paddington at the Savoy theatre and it was even more perfect than I knew it would be. My little eyes leaked incessantly, everyone in it was pure perfection and joy! #Paddington #paddingtonbear