Not saying the KTM is quick in a straight line, but Bez has a Wind Burn.

Bez Pit-board : REMEMBER TO BRAKE

The only thing missing so far is a Kick. (allegedly)

If the Battle for Sixth was the Battle for the Lead, this would be the best Season ever. But it isn’t and it’s not.

The good thing about Sprints, if there is one, it means Guys like Bulega get Two Bites of the Cherry. Every cloud.

What is this Schedule Sorcery? Now I need to be able to tell time to watch the Bikes. This won’t do, this won’t do atall.

Always liked him as a Rider, never felt he got a fair Crack of the Whip. Moto2 has always Killed more Careers than it made. And importantly, he really, really, looks the part.

After the Snooze Fest at Portimão, they should Spice things up a bit for Valencia. Put on a Mini Moto Race, just for the Riders who have been out Injured. And Pecco.

Look how Happy they are! Dorna should get these instead of the Stupid Trailer with the Anodyne Interviews.

Valencia MotoGP Form Guide : The 2023 World Champion is hoping to Finish. The 2024 World Champion is hoping to Start. The 2025 World Champion is hoping to Spectate.

If Pecco Won the Lottery, the Winning Ticket would go in the Washing Machine.

Pecco Predicament Predictions : What Fate will befall the Double World Champ tomorrow? 1. Get Food Poisoning overnight. 2. Break Wrist tripping over Aldeguer's dogs. 3. Be Abducted by Space Aliens.

Word on the Street says a Christmas Tree in Aprilia Hospitality. Double Long Lap Penalty for both Riders. It’s the only Language these People understand.