Happy International Asexuality Day! It’s coincidentally also my partner’s birthday so we’ve been debating all day on who deserves a cake more

I can only assume that that reason JKR has openly attacked asexual people is because she naturally despises anyone who can’t give a fuck about her. In many ways us asexuals are the anti-JK, unlike her we don’t care what’s in your pants

📢 NOMINATE DOCTOR BONK FOR THIS YEAR’S Proud Scotland Awards The good doctor has been a queer icon in Scotland for over 400 years, pumping for medicine and pumping for pleasure 💉 Nominate him here 🔗 proudscotlandawards.com/2025-awards/ ⏰ NOMINATIONS CLOSE 21 APRIL Edinburgh Horror Festival

Look at all these gorgeous ghouls performing TONIGHT (April 19) on the Easter special of Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret! Don’t miss out on spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, music and medical mayhem at 7pm in The BansheeLabyrinth TICKETS 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… Edinburgh Horror Festival withthatbluehair

Thank you all so much boys & girls for making our Easter special show truly egg-ceptional 🪺 We enjoyed Tesco zombies, leather-clad drag, blue burlesque and scary tour guides 👻 Our next show is on 17 May🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… The BansheeLabyrinth Edinburgh Horror Festival Arianna Silver

My alter ego 'Doctor Bonk' has been nominated for the 'Performer/Entertainer' Award at this year's Proud Scotland Awards! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤

📢 Join us on Sat 17 May at The BansheeLabyrinth for Dr.Bonk's Macarbaret! Spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, music & medical mayhem 💉🩸 Featuring 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐡, Clint Oris, April Sparks, and Edward Whitley 🦇 Tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… Edinburgh Horror Festival EliottSockfAceSimpson💜

More medical mayhem from Scotland's silliest surgeon is on the way! Reserve your seats now to our next Macarbaret on Saturday 21 June edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/…

ONLY 1 WEEK TO GO until the quirkiest queer cabaret storms Edinburgh Pride 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Sat 21 June, 7pm The BansheeLabyrinth 👻 Spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, magic and medical mayhem 🩸 Get tickets 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… ♡ 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐲 𝐃𝐞-𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 ♡ Edinburgh Horror Festival What's On Edinburgh EliottSockfAceSimpson💜

Happy Pride from your favourite pansexual plague doctor 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Whether or not you need a mask to conceal the eldritch horror beneath, the Doctor prescribes you all self-love, confidence, and the ability to bask in the entrails of your enemies this fine Pride Month ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

2 weeks to go until Dr.Bonk's next Macarbaret! Join us for a queer evening of spooky drag, burlesque, comedy, magic and medical mayhem 🦇 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/…

Some of the first videos out of Gaza I saw after Oct 7th were of IDF Soldiers playing/posing with children's underwear, bragging about the SA they were inflicting on the kids in the houses they were raiding. These vids had 100,000s of views. Mainstream media never mentions them.

3 days to go until our next show👻 Our 1st act, Blondie Fizz is set to unveil her devilish side in a performance that will have you seeing red🩸 Catch her at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The BansheeLabyrinth GET TICKETS🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… Edinburgh Horror Festival

3 days to go until our next show👻 Comedic, camp & creepy, it's Fife’s Premier Drag King, Jo Crawford! Hang onto your partners as no one is safe 🩸 Catch Jo at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The BansheeLabyrinth GET TICKETS 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… Edinburgh Horror Festival

2 days to go until our next show, let’s meets another act 👻 Award-winning comedian & writer Richard Brown is known for his dark alternative comedy 🩸 Catch him at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The BansheeLabyrinth GET TICKETS 🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… Edinburgh Horror Festival

1 day to go until our next show, let’s meet your final act👻 It’s ghostmaster & paranormal illusionist, Ash Pryce with seance magic & occult trickery🩸 Catch him at Dr.Bonk’s Macarbaret, Sat 19 July 7pm at The BansheeLabyrinth GET TICKETS🔗 edhorrorfest.co.uk/event-details/… Edinburgh Horror Festival

We are officially SOLD OOT for tonight’s show! See you all at 7pm in The BansheeLabyrinth Doors open around 6:50 ⏰

UK Pun Off Joke of the Fringe? Won it mate 🥇 And I’m not even doing a show this year, I’m just that good! But seriously thanks so much to the judges, I’m reet chuffed! comedy.co.uk/fringe/fyi/872…