I LOVE AND MISS YOU IM TRYIN LIKE HELL TO GET DOWN TO MEET YA

I want all y’all to know how thankful I am for each and every single one of you. You’re all so damn precious and I wish I could be here more.

YASSSSS YASSSS IT IS

OH SWEET LORD YA BEAUTIFUL BBY

I pulled into my drive, shotgunned a beer and did three shots of bourbon, all before walking into family dinner.

YOU CANT SEE IT BUT I DID MY SEXY BROW WIGGLE THING

THE BROWS OF SMOLDER RISE AGAIN

Bruv I am so freakin buzzed right now I don’t even care I burn the nasty nasty yams

THIS IS ALL SO SO SUDDEN

WHY YOU WANT MY NUMBER

I find it quite amusing that nobody wanted my sassy ass when I was single. And now I’m a snack.

Send help I’m chock full of NyQuil and I feel funny

All I want to do is cry and bake cookies. But I gotta go do adult things and work.

I am so heckin tired yo

2020 or as I like to call it the year I found out my dog doesn’t like beggin’ strips.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISSY!!!!!!! Krιѕѕy Nιcole. 🌲🌻⛰

I’ve decided being a person really isn’t for me so I’ve decided to be a cryptid.

Oh ho ho! It’s Abbazab’s birthday!

I’m not saying it’s love but when I’m upset, John sends me pictures of his socks.

I honestly miss writing but I have nothing in my brain. It is mush. I do however have notes and wish I could lay Issy to rest.