The Very British Problems Quiz Book is out in paperback today! Hurrah. Hundreds of questions on all things British to keep you entertained while it rains this summer - and it might be just the ticket for Father’s Day in June 🎁 shorturl.at/jnoIQ

A common British lie:

“I’m not going to put up with this for much longer!”

Visiting in hospital and the patient doesn’t want their sponge pudding and custard, so I’ve had to be a hero and eat it myself. One spoonful and I was transported straight back to school. Glorious. Shame that you have to go to school or hospital to get the world’s best puddings.

A decision I always regret:

“I won’t get petrol now, I’ll just wake up early and get it in the morning instead”

The question most asked in a car:

“What’s this idiot doing now?”

What’s a quite mild but very British punishment you could wish on an enemy?

One of the most popular tops in the shop. We’re a positive bunch here, aren’t we?
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Normal service is resumed.

Damn

Where’s the best tap water in Britain?

What strange house rules have you encountered? (from r/AskUK)

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun”

Translation: You look like you've been swimming in a volcano.

It’s a good day for my homemade ‘tea, milk and two sugar’ ice lollies

Trying to find my pair of long grey socks. I don’t normally use them but I’m wearing sandals today.

Me on my way to bed again instead of watching the second night of Northern Lights