Me during the world war the government is subtly preparing us for

Topics that make British people argue to the death:

Scones - jam or cream first
Pronunciation of scone
What baked beans belong on
Fry up rules
Roast dinner rules
What goes on chips
Milk first or last / how to make tea
Traffic rules (particularly merging)
Ketchup - fridge or

You have a fry up and some slices of bread/toast on the side.

Which fry up items are you putting in your little mid-meal sandwich?

Good morning. What’s in your mug today?
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Topics that make British people argue to the death:

Scones - jam or cream first
Pronunciation of scone
What baked beans belong on
Fry up rules
Roast dinner rules
What goes on chips
Milk first or last / how to make tea
Traffic rules (particularly merging)
Ketchup - fridge or

It’s calling merging in turn and it’s correct.

What’s the worst thing you can say in a lift full of British people?

When you see the general election being referred to as the “snappy g” and the “genny lec”

I’d like a car where if the dashboard gives you a warning sign it also tells you how expensive it’s likely to be and for how long you can get away with ignoring it.

“This is a £215 problem and you have about three weeks until it becomes a £1,300 problem”

As soon as your finances are in order, the universe will see that either your car breaks or your tooth breaks

Already looking forward to the dogs at the polling stations.

What’s a very British exaggeration?

I’ll go first:

“Blackpool illuminations” = one bright light being on in a room, somewhat unnecessarily.

I just asked someone how they were and they said, “I’ve had better days”.

Seeing as they’re British, this tells me they’re probably having the worst day of their life.

Seeing as I’m also British, I replied, “oh dear, sorry to hear that” and we left it there.

The best types of tea:

-The tea brought to you in bed on a Sunday morning
-The tea that comforts you after bad news, gives you the energy to carry on
-The leaning on the worktop after cleaning the kitchen tea (usually held in two hands)
-The “struggle to take a glove off as