thinking about blocking everyone that pisses me off even a little bit

look me in the eyes when i suck your dick, motherfucker

If I logged off would you even fax me?

Sex and lust is fun, but nothing will ever beat a real connection.

I'll never DM you ever again

- Me, flirting

I'd miss me too

I’m only here to make it complicated…

Steve is being weird in the bath again.

Your cooter needs a good talking to.

there's a place in my heart that will always be yours. i just can't visit it yet.

Your inner turmoil is sexy af

I love a morning text….its better than all other times

You don’t need someone else to validate your reality

i miss our secret moments

All I fucking want is someone to go to the fucking drive-in and fucking fool around in the backseat for 4 hrs

cute first date idea…

you bring pizza and play the pizza delivery guy in the porn

I love a wild mind

I bet you have ZERO orgy etitiquite.

Morning

Don't text me 'good morning, beautiful,' text me cat videos.