'The arc of fucking around is long, but it bends toward finding out.'

Prison wardens will have to watch out, I hear he likes keeping secret files

Gonna be weird for Biden having to go along during visiting hours to do the debate on one of those little phones through the glass partition. Still, at least we know Trump looks good in orange

*gasp* but he seemed like such an honest guy

I watched The Blood Donor the other day, made in 1961, and it was weird to hear it had a joke about Cliff Richard. He's just been around forever. I swear you could find mentions of him in Dickens, maybe even Chaucer

One of the online word games today has involved two words that I first encountered in Beach Boys lyrics. Never let it be said that pop music isn’t educational.

Invest 25 seconds in this for the superb accidental punchline

Charles once said 'The people in my office, they can't write English properly. All the letters sent from my office I have to correct myself, and that is because English is taught so bloody badly.' Here we see missing capitals in 'advice', 'day' and 'year'; the problem persists...

I was very excited to hear about Sydney Sweeney but then it turned out she's just a person and not a spin-off show in which Carter and Regan are seconded via Interpol to Australia

It's obviously true. It's true even if a politician we dislike says it, if a rich Oxford graduate says it. It's true even if an exaggerated version of it would be untrue. The subtext is a plan to cut university courses. So maybe dispute that plan and not the obviously true thing?

Have they tried turning it off and then not turning it back on again? futurism.com/the-byte/ceo-g…

Wait, so drill music *isn't* made using a selection of drills that whirr at different pitches? In that case, nope, sorry, not interested

Post-Brexit, Nigel Farage exists purely to promote Nigel Farage. I'd call him a self-facilitating media node, but the rest of the media keep tripping over each other in their rush to do the facilitating themselves

It would be very good if they can make this happen. Objectively a big improvement on the current mess. But subjectively... from a campaigning point of view, does 'treated in 18 weeks' sound all that great?