Nice. Very nice. #InsideNo9

How long will Natalie Elphicke be in the Labour party?

3 hours till #InsideNo9 !

How long will Natalie Elphicke be in the Labour party?

Can't deny it's a well-made ad

Think it's high time for Starmer to withdraw the Labour whip from Elphicke

OK I appreciate that it's a very popular drug but still I think it's a bit problematic to hold a meth gala

Coming soon… the disaster movie that absolutely nobody is talking about… Elephant in a Room!

The snooker world championship at the Crucible is actually an allegory for the anti-communist witch hunts in 1950s America. This is why the matches are primarily focused on getting rid of the reds.

Loads of Diss tracks but hardly any Thetford, Attleborough or Long Stratton tracks

It's like the end of Terminator 2, when the T-1000 is dissolving in molten steel and desperately shifts through all its previous forms in the vain hope that it can somehow save itself

I dare the TV news producers making Bernard Hill obituaries to use the bit from Wolf Hall where he bellows 'By the thrice-beshitten shroud of Lazarus!'

I have today issued the following extremely serious statement in response to North Yorkshire Council's abolition of apostrophes on street signs: stroppyeditor.wordpress.com/2024/05/05/mac…

The relationship between digging and being in a hole has been widely remarked on, but I keep fixating on 'The hole to dig us out is the PM's' and trying to parse it without adding an 'of'