“ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴏᴛʜ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ʟᴀʏᴇʀs.” -ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. -ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. -ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. - ᴀsᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴊᴜɢ. - sᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴋɪɴɢ. - sᴛᴏɴᴇᴡᴀʟʟ/ʀɪᴠᴇʀᴅᴀʟᴇ. - ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴏғ ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ. ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢɪғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. ʟɪᴋᴇ & ʀᴛ

"If you don't like the way I talk than why am I on your mind? If you don't like the way I rock than finish your glass of wine."

"No, I'm not your Cinderella. You're not the one in a million fellas. The slipper ain't gonna fit me. Give my regards to Mr. Disney. No I'm not your sleeping beauty, one kiss alone won't do it to me. I hate to be the one to tell ya.. oh but I'm not your Cinderella."

"Fucking fuck..." Iris sighs and sits down on her bed. She's dialing F.P Jones 🐍's number. She doesn't want to be alone and she needs to show him something.

hey everyone! we can take a joke but the comments are getting pretty bad, spamming the same stuff trying to make a ship happen, we get yall hate archie but wtf? it’s just not right. anyways i am going to take some time to myself and deactivate. goodbye✌️

Yes she is.

//. My Josie account @OfAJadedBite is the ONLY account I have that isn't shipped 😂😂😂

"Oh god... mom.."

"HOLD ON WHO THE FUCK USED MY BROTHER AS A WAY TO PICK A FIGHT WITH MY TWIN?! ALSO WHO THE FUCK THREATENED FP?!" Oooohhh Iris was furious!

"Wait.. she bruised Cheryl?!" Iris was filled with rage. "You better do more than just cuff her and throw her in Jail, FP or she'll have me to deal with!"

Iris instantly felt bad for snapping at FP. "I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to snap.. is Cheryl okay?"

Iris lets out a relieved breathe and hugged FP. "Thank you!"

"And also.. as disturbing as you and mother are. I'm glad you're both happy."

"Cheryl got that dreadful Lodge to leave town right?"

She sighs softly and looks at FP. "I'm sorry.. come on let's go get some drinks and talk."

"Alright. But I'm always here for you alright? No serpent left behind remember?!" She smiles and watches him walk away

She goes to her trailer and opens the door.

Iris is going to bed before she kills someone.