Any nigga that's ever blown hookah smoke into a camera needs to be entered into the military draft

vibecoding is fentanyl for people with an iq over 120

If you stay 100% technical, you will quickly see that news does not matter 95% of the time.

These new gym ppl not it bruh I went up to dis one dude and asked how many sets he got left bro said 10 💀fuck u mean u got 10 sets left bro

Don't forget to file your taxes by tomorrow. Somalians are depending on it!

Kold like a Kondike Bar! #charlotte

I knew I wasn’t trippin

What peptides should I give my wife if I'm trying to turn her into a Chinese person

The man who waits for the perfect shot dies with a full magazine

euromaxxing (living paycheck to paycheck with no prospect of upward mobility)

how are you unemployed and low rank like what do you even do

McDonald's Sprite can probably fry fish.

The level of detachment it requires to succeed in trading makes a man dead inside.

You only need to save $27.397 a day to save $10,000 a year

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

People learning from you and never mentioning or acknowledging it is the highest form of dominance.

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

Good Morning all!

Getting laid off and then thanking the company on Linkedin is next level wage cattle