We know more about the sandwich guy than we do about the guy who allegedly tried to assassinate Trump.

Tell me more about ‘Sleepy Joe.’

Life to expensive? Here's some tariffs to raise your costs. Can't afford groceries? Here's a weight loss drug that'll suppress your appetite. Can't afford a home? Here's a 50 year mortgage you'll never pay off. Can't afford healthcare? Just don't get sick. Maga has all the

Listen guys, Jeffrey Epstein trafficked teen girls and his best friend Donald Trump owned a teen beauty pageant. If you think that is a coincidence you're even dumber than Kevin Sorbo

Page 1 of the GOP’s “notebook full of ideas” for healthcare.

Turns out the Golden Age of MAGA was an Epstein cover-up, 600,000 Chinese students, H1-B jobs for Indians, massive deficits, pardons for fraudsters & drug traffickers, blowing up boats, 50 year mortgages, tariffs on everything, higher prices, a ballroom, & al-Qaeda in the Oval.

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles theonion.com/trump-still-po…

If releasing the Epstein files would end your presidency, then your presidency must end. It’s that simple.

All of the times I’ve wondered what Putin had on Trump, and now we find out Jeffrey Epstein was talking to Putin’s ambassador about Trump.   politico.com/news/2025/11/1…

How will the news be received by MAGA minions that their dear leader is, indeed, a kid-fucker? Not well, one would think. Hell, even in maximum security prisons all the other prisoners hate kid-fuckers. Right? But no…they either won’t believe it or they just won’t care.

Bill Clinton was impeached for far less. Nixon resigned for less. Trump is still the President. America has become an absolute joke.

Jeffrey Epstein had 1,571 names of contacts in his little black book. Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled. Donald Trump’s was one of them. Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him. If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?

Funniest possible outcome: Trump isn’t a pedophile but the Epstein files contain a video of Trump blowing Bill Clinton and that’s why he cares so much about them not being released

Trump’s double jerk-off dance finally makes sense. 🤡😂🤣😂

Interesting fact There are two presidents in this photo

Donald "Hawk Tuah" Trump

We knew the Epstein case would end with Trump going down. Didn’t realize it also started with him going down.

Along with “Phantom of the Opera”, Dotard Don was cranking “Uptown Girl” from his White House residence this afternoon. Rumor has it that the demented old puke actually thought he was listening to “Fantasies of The Obama” & “Epstein Girl”, but hey, who’s to judge? #DementedDon

Elon gave Trump a Tesla. Trump gave Bill a Hummer.

“Look Lindsey, there’s Bubba! Do you see him”?