Me on the couch Saturday night getting ready to watch

I used to tell people Mumford and Sons were a terrorist organization all the time

Shuddup bitch it’s Porter Martone’s league now

I had a dream that one of you (I’m not saying who) shot me in the face! Pretty mean!

He turned himself into a perennial MVP candidate after missing 2 full years, is the best Sixer younger fans have ever seen, played through injuries, and did all this in an org. that, among other things, had a previous GM disparaging him on burner accounts to prop up “his guy”

People with “profound” autism are still worthy of dignity, something this guy wouldn’t understand even if a raccoon penis drilled it into his skull

Steve Bannon has pissed himself at the World Economic Forum

Oh no man it’s leaking through his pants like a coffee filter lmao 🤢

Rejected from Temple? Hit the oil rig bud.

Honestly you know what? I hope the Phillies keep losing. They need to hit rock bottom to admit they need to make changes. I have had seven beers

Which one of you will attempt to murder me in my sleep tonight!?

Good morning

Pittsburgh Magazine’s most eligible bachelors of 2026 are ready to cheer the Pens to victory, they’ll be at the downtown Buffalo Wild Wings at 7 PM slinging $2 IC Light drafts. Come say hi!

I feel terrible for the people who were looking forward to that concert and now can’t go or have to change plans but you lose me at the “why do you have to do it for stupid sports” mindset like stop it, nobody asked for your opinion on MY hobbies

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.