I am not a fan of Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, which are not money, and whose value is highly volatile and based on thin air. Unregulated Crypto Assets can facilitate unlawful behavior, including drug trade and other illegal activity....

Stock people *lose 5% of net worth in a day* Literally crying on reddit, jumping off bridges Crypto people *lose 30% of their net worth in a day* Updates profile picture to McDonalds hat and shitpost in the group chat

can’t believe it happened again

crypto taxes are so difficult. i had to use cursor + cointracker to export transactions across wallets there has to be some ai tool that does all this for me. whoever builds this out will make billions if anyone’s working on it already hmu, I’ll invest

The four stages of crypto investing

Everyone in crypto right now

today is 9/11 for Ethereum community

Tbh i wouldn't short a token on which the dev has access to NUCLEAR WEAPONS

ahhhh I’m a trench warrior ahhh I can’t handle a little dip ahhhhh

Vitalik checking the score, but this game’s far from over. This BULL run is just getting started...

crypto twitter the second the worst people imaginable got kicked out of the party

notifs on retweet for max luck

Damn. Bybit just released their audit report—the compromise was not Bybit, but SAFE's servers. They hot swapped the Gnosis SAFE UI with JS code that ONLY targeted Bybit's cold wallet. Independently confirmed by WaybackMachine snapshots. Lazarus Group is on another level.

Four years of profits wiped out in an afternoon

I will never get over this picture.

Shut up, and let me enjoy this pain. #Bitcoin

>be stock investor >wake up richer each day >be crypto gambler >develop mental illness

there is no way a 9-5 job is worse than what we have gone through in last 30 days in finance markets