Excuse you- Wolf- Getitright- Offended tail flick-

Wiggles rump. Pounces on a passerby's shoelace.

[I'm eating a late dinner cause I can-] [fuckyou-]

♡☾⎾ʟᴜɴᴀʀ⏌☾♡ ♡ ᴄᴀᴛᴛᴀʟᴇ sᴀɴs. ♡ ♡ ☾ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ.☾ ♡ ♡ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs. ♡

This mutt needs a bath. Better yet, a fucking shower. Nasty boy.

[If I stop replying..] [It's because I've gone into a food coma—]

Digs a semi deep hole and sorta just shoves his face into it. Don't ask what he's doing cause he don't know either, he's bored.

[If....I stop replying it's mostly because I'm having a panic attack...]

[Who's beating the hay on my Christan timeline? I'll beat your ass-]

[My dick is hard.]

[STOPOMYFIHCKINGGODSBSBLABSJJJJ---]

Bristles up. That is a big cat. Small doggo does not approve.

Stands up from his sleeping position and shakes the snow off his body before begging to pad off, sniffing at the ground in search for any hidden rabbit or squirrel burrows.

Having found no food, he trots back over to his spot and laid back down, ears folding back in annoyance at the lack of food.

He needs to find a way to comb out the knots and burrs out of his fur, it's beginning to hurt.

Runs full speed into a snow poff.

B i g-

Timid tail twitch.