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Smelly Cat

@smellyc57340533

If the Earth was flat I would push everything off it.
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linkhttps://www.youtube.com/@smellycat6771/featured calendar_today30-01-2020 16:54:48

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...because somebody's discord server I'm lucky enough to be in is the FUNNIEST shit I have ever seen. Had to screen shot this. Sorry not sorry.🤣💀

...because somebody's discord server I'm lucky enough to be in is the FUNNIEST shit I have ever seen. Had to screen shot this. Sorry not sorry.🤣💀
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....I remember doing this with so many friends in my late teens and early 20s lol. Usually at night in the middle of the desert. Super smart but was always super fun. Always had hella stories behind it too lol.

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Good Morning! I guess it's gonna be another day of 75°F weather for us. Lived here almost 40yrs and don't remember a Winter quite this mild. I'm not even wearing Winter clothes unless it's late at night. This is kinda trippy.

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Good morning! It's that time again. Fitness, fat ass! Go on, go snuff out that cigarette, take a hit from the puffer and get to it ya dumpy lil potato. 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/aPMXfyY…

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SOS lol. My dad said they called this SOS when he was in the military. Shit on a shingle. Funny part was he always craved this after a long day of truckin' for Safeway/Vons smh.

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Good Morning! I saw this and almost choked on my coffee. Questions. So many questions. 🤣🤣💀 youtube.com/shorts/K9YtDff…

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6:39am. Mom's still sleeping. I carefully walk into the kitchen for coffee and see her bedroom door left open a crack. I whisper to the dog, "Shhh, we don't wanna wake mommy," and go to make my coffee. I look down, and the dog isn't by my feet anymore. Mom's bedroom door is now

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Gotta leave Momma Cat and go back home to the desert I don't like. Doggo and I will miss her but will be back next weekend tho! ❤️❤️❤️

Gotta leave Momma Cat and go back home to the desert I don't like. Doggo and I will miss her but will be back next weekend tho! ❤️❤️❤️