Made it back from Worlds with 8 hours to spare before day one of the new job. Totally worth it 😏🎀

You’ve heard of the Big Bad Wolf, but have you ever had the pleasure of running into this one? Don’t open if you don’t like creepy crawlers!

I'm giving away 5 Pokemon Unite Random Jersey Boxes to celebrate the WCS! To Enter: 1️⃣ Follow me on X 2️⃣ Like & Repost Bonus Entry: 📺 Follow me on twitch (Screenshot). Tune in tonight - we're giving away more during the UD broadcast! Thank you @pokemon for the #Free_Product.

Your resident Pokemon-inspired pattern-blocking Professor 💀 🌺 🎀 🐉

Mega Victreebel is going to have low speed, high mixed attack stats, and decent bulk. Ability is going to be Supersweet Syrup when it goes to Champions. 100% accurate sleep powder in TR and will barely be undersped by Torkoal. Bookmark it and tell me I’m wrong.

I committed to doing this on a trackpad ama #Pokemon

“Supporter Needed!” I gotchu fam 😤

Pokemon Unite needs a fossil Pokemon. Could you imagine… Aerodactyl - Speedster Cradily - Support Rampardos - Attacker Bastiodon - Defender Tyrantrum - All-Rounder Dracovish/zolt - All-Rounder Arctozolt - Support Arctivish - Defender

Body crazy curvy wavy big cheeks lil waist

I can get used to these morning strolls before work

Did you miss the bowties? Cause I missed getting to wear them 🎀 🌸 🎀

Counting down!! Here’s the plush version of the announcement!! 📣🧸💥🧸💥

“Supports and Defenders shouldn’t wear EXP Share” - no problem fam I gotchu 😤 #PokemonUNITE

“I swear it wasn’t me” 😇

“You’ve been challenged by Poke Professor Smash!”

Only took 2 days on campus, someone got into my locked office overnight and pinned this to the wall at my desk. Creepiest part is I don’t have pins like this so they came prepared. Are they in love or just concerned I don’t have anyone that cares about my wellbeing? 🤔